The Mechanical Contrivium: Madshutterbug

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Madshutterbug!

  1. If you lace Madshutterbug from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Madshutterbug, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  3. Madshutterbug is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  4. Madshutterbug is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  5. Madshutterbug is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  6. Madshutterbugomancy is the art of telling the future with Madshutterbug.
  7. Madshutterbug has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Madshutterbug is two minutes!
  9. Madshutterbug is 984 feet tall.
  10. Madshutterbug is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.

Consult the Contrivium

I am interested in

Do tell me about

To share this knowledge with your friends, paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.