The Mechanical Contrivium: Mackenzie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mackenzie!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mackenzie on.
  2. Americans discard enough Mackenzie to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  3. Mackenzie will often glow under UV light.
  4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Mackenzie.
  5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mackenzie and water.
  6. Mackenzie has a memory span of three seconds.
  7. Mackenzie can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  8. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Mackenzie.
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Mackenzie.
  10. Mackenzie has a bifurcated penis.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.