The Mechanical Contrivium: Lynnette

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lynnette!

1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Lynnette!
2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lynnette as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Lynnette, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
4. Lynnette will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Lynnette.
6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Lynnette.
7. Olympic badminton rules say that Lynnette must have exactly fourteen feathers!
8. Lynnette has a bifurcated penis.
9. Until the 1960s, Lynnette was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
10. India tested its first nuclear Lynnette in 1974.