The Mechanical Contrivium: Lynn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lynn!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Lynn.
  2. Lynn was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  3. Lynn can sleep for three and a half years!
  4. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lynn!
  5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Lynn, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  6. Lynn became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Lynn!
  8. Lynn is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  9. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lynn from each salad served in first class!
  10. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Lynn has 7!

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