The Mechanical Contrivium: Lynellen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lynellen!

  1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Lynellen!
  2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lynellen.
  3. Grapes explode if you put them inside Lynellen.
  4. Tradition allows women to propose to Lynellen only during leap years!
  5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lynellen.
  6. Lightning strikes Lynellen over seven times every hour.
  7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Lynellen is 10:1.
  8. Lynellen can jump up to sixteen times its own height!
  9. Lynellen was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  10. Cats use their Lynellen to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!

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