The Mechanical Contrivium: Louisa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Louisa!

  1. Scientists have discovered that Louisa can smell the presence of autism in children.
  2. A thimbleful of Louisa would weigh over 100 million tons.
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Louisa fighting underground!
  4. If you chew gum while peeling Louisa then it will stop you from crying.
  5. Louisa can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Louisa.
  7. India tested its first nuclear Louisa in 1974.
  8. Louisa cannot jump.
  9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Louisa.
  10. Louisa has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

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