The Mechanical Contrivium: Lord_pachi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lord_pachi!

  1. Lord_pachi is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lord_pachi from each salad served in first class!
  3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Lord_pachi.
  4. Scientists believe that Lord_pachi began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  5. Lord_pachi can use only about ten percent of his brain!
  6. If you lick Lord_pachi ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Lord_pachi!
  8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Lord_pachi!
  9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Lord_pachi!
  10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lord_pachi.

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