The Mechanical Contrivium: Livy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Livy!

  1. Olympic badminton rules say that Livy must have exactly fourteen feathers!
  2. Livy was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Livy has 7.
  4. Livy cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
  5. The first domain name ever registered was Livy.com!
  6. Livyolatry is the mindless worship of Livy.
  7. When Livy is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  8. If you lick Livy ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Livy'!
  10. Livy is the world's tallest woman.

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