The Mechanical Contrivium: Lindsey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lindsey!

1. Lindsey is the world's tallest woman.
2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lindsey.
3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lindsey!
4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Lindsey!
5. A thimbleful of Lindsey would weigh over 100 million tons!
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Lindsey.
7. During severe windstorms, Lindsey may sway several feet to either side.
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lindsey and water!
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Lindsey is the victim.
10. Red Lindsey at night, shepherd's delight. Red Lindsey at morning, shepherd's warning.