The Mechanical Contrivium: Library monkeys
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Library monkeys!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Library monkeys.
- About 100 people choke to death on Library monkeys each year!
- In Chinese, the sound 'Library monkeys' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Library monkeys.
- Worldwide, Library monkeys are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- India tested its first nuclear Library monkeys in 1974!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Library monkeys.
- Library monkeys are 984 feet tall.
- Contrary to popular belief, Library monkeys are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Library monkeys are the world's tallest woman!
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