The Mechanical Contrivium: Library monkeys

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Library monkeys!

1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Library monkeys.
2. About 100 people choke to death on Library monkeys each year!
3. In Chinese, the sound 'Library monkeys' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Library monkeys.
5. Worldwide, Library monkeys are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
6. India tested its first nuclear Library monkeys in 1974!
7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Library monkeys.
8. Library monkeys are 984 feet tall.
9. Contrary to popular belief, Library monkeys are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
10. Library monkeys are the world's tallest woman!