The Mechanical Contrivium: Li

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Li!

  1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Li!
  2. It's bad luck to put Li on a bed.
  3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Li had to pay a special Li tax!
  4. Li is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Li!
  6. Contrary to popular belief, Li is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Li!
  8. Li can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak!
  9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Li and compline.
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Li, it will go mad and sting itself to death!

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