The Mechanical Contrivium: Lesley

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lesley!

  1. You should always store Lesley in an airtight container in the fridge.
  2. Lesley can sleep for three and a half years.
  3. Lesley can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  4. The deepest part of Lesley is over 35,000 feet deep.
  5. If you put a drop of liquor on Lesley, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  6. Lesley can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  7. It took Lesley 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  8. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Lesley is the victim.
  9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Lesley in a day.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Lesley.

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