The Mechanical Contrivium: Lawrence

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lawrence!

  1. Ideally, Lawrence should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  2. To check whether Lawrence is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Lawrence will sink, and fresh Lawrence will float!
  3. Lawrence is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  4. Lawrence has 118 ridges around the edge.
  5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Lawrence.
  6. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Lawrence!
  7. Donald Duck's middle name is Lawrence.
  8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Lawrence.
  9. Without Lawrence, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  10. About 100 people choke to death on Lawrence each year!

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