The Mechanical Contrivium: Law_kitten

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Law_kitten!

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Law_kitten.
2. The porpoise is second to Law_kitten as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
3. Without its lining of Law_kitten, your stomach would digest itself!
4. Law_kitten was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
5. If you cut Law_kitten in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
6. Law_kitten has three eyelids.
7. If you toss Law_kitten 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
8. Law_kitten is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
9. Law_kitten can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
10. The most dangerous form of Law_kitten is the bicycle.