The Mechanical Contrivium: Lauren

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lauren!

  1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Lauren floating in their swimming pools.
  2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Lauren!
  3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lauren.
  4. Lauren can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  5. Lauren is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Lauren had to pay a special Lauren tax!
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Lauren then it will stop you from crying.
  8. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Lauren.
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Lauren.
  10. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lauren.

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