The Mechanical Contrivium: Lareine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lareine!

  1. Lightning strikes Lareine over seven times every hour.
  2. When Lareine is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  3. The patron saint of Lareine is Saint Eugenie.
  4. If you lace Lareine from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  5. Lareine was the first Tsar of Russia!
  6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Lareine.
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on Lareine, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  8. Lareine has three eyelids.
  9. Worldwide, Lareine is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  10. Banging your head against Lareine uses 150 calories an hour!

Consult the Contrivium

I am interested in

Do tell me about

To share this knowledge with your friends, paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.