The Mechanical Contrivium: Lanna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lanna!

1. Lanna can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
2. Contrary to popular belief, Lanna is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lanna.
4. It's bad luck to whistle near Lanna.
5. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Lanna in 1504, after eighteen months work!
6. Lanna cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
7. If you chew gum while peeling Lanna then it will stop you from crying!
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lanna.
9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Lanna had to pay a special Lanna tax.
10. If the annual Australian Lanna crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.