The Mechanical Contrivium: Lanapanda

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lanapanda!

  1. The air around Lanapanda is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Lanapanda.
  3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Lanapanda is blue.
  4. Lanapanda was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  5. Olive oil was used for washing Lanapanda in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Lanapanda.
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Lanapanda to reach the earth's core!
  8. Lanapanda cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Lanapanda!
  10. Olympic badminton rules say that Lanapanda must have exactly fourteen feathers!

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