The Mechanical Contrivium: Lana

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lana!

  1. Lana is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lana.
  3. Lana is the world's largest rodent!
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Lana.
  5. If you drop Lana from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lana as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  7. Research indicates that Lana will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  8. Lana will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Lana.
  10. Lana can last longer without water than a camel can!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.