The Mechanical Contrivium: Kyobi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kyobi!

  1. Kyobi does not have toes!
  2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Kyobi in your mouth.
  3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Kyobi!
  4. Baskin Robbins once made Kyobi flavoured ice cream!
  5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Kyobi!
  6. Kyobi became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. Kyobi can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
  8. Kyobi is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Kyobi for the rest of the day.
  10. Kyobi can use only about ten percent of her brain.

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