The Mechanical Contrivium: Kristi
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristi!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Kristi.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kristi.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Kristi.
- Kristi is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- There are six towns named Kristi in the United States.
- If you put a drop of liquor on Kristi, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kristi.
- Kristi is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Kristi!
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kristi!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.