The Mechanical Contrivium: Kristi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristi!

1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Kristi.
2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kristi.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Kristi.
4. Kristi is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
5. There are six towns named Kristi in the United States.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on Kristi, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kristi.
8. Kristi is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Kristi!
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kristi!