The Mechanical Contrivium: Kriisi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kriisi!

  1. During World War II, Americans tried to train Kriisi to drop bombs.
  2. Kriisi is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  3. The deepest part of Kriisi is over 35,000 feet deep!
  4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Kriisi.
  5. Kriisi is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  6. Kriisi can not regurgitate.
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Kriisi to reach the earth's core.
  8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Kriisi, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
  9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kriisi!
  10. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Kriisi has 7.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.