The Mechanical Contrivium: Kletos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kletos!

  1. It's bad luck to whistle near Kletos.
  2. Originally, Kletos could not fly.
  3. Kletos is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
  4. Contrary to popular belief, Kletos is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  5. Kletos kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  6. Kletos is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  7. Without its lining of Kletos, your stomach would digest itself.
  8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Kletos.
  9. All swans in England belong to Kletos!
  10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Kletos, and 400 times smaller!

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