The Mechanical Contrivium: Kitanzi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kitanzi!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Kitanzi.
  2. Baby swans are called Kitanzi!
  3. Kitanzi will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kitanzi.
  5. If you lick Kitanzi ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Kitanzi!
  7. Kitanzi, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Kitanzi.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kitanzi!
  10. If you break Kitanzi, you will get seven years of bad luck!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.