The Mechanical Contrivium: Kem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kem!

  1. Kem can't sweat!
  2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kem!
  3. Kem will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kem in your ear 700 times.
  5. Reindeer like to eat Kem.
  6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Kem!
  7. Birds do not sleep in Kem, though they may rest in him from time to time!
  8. The condom - originally made from Kem - was invented in the early 1500s.
  9. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kem, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  10. Kem has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!

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