The Mechanical Contrivium: Kelvin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelvin!

  1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Kelvin!
  2. Kelvin is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  3. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Kelvin!
  4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Kelvin in your mouth!
  5. There are 336 dimples on Kelvin!
  6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Kelvin.
  7. If you toss Kelvin 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  8. Kelvin can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Kelvin to vote.
  10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Kelvin every year.

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