The Mechanical Contrivium: Keem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keem!

  1. Keemocracy is government by Keem!
  2. Keem has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  3. The deepest part of Keem is over 35,000 feet deep!
  4. Cats use their Keem to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  5. Keem is incapable of sleep.
  6. Keem can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Keem.
  8. You should always open Keem at least an hour before drinking her.
  9. Keem has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Keem Head!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.