The Mechanical Contrivium: Kaoru

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaoru!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Kaoru had to pay a special Kaoru tax!
2. Kaoru was declared extinct in 1902.
3. Kaoru can use only about ten percent of his brain.
4. Early thermometers were filled with Kaoru instead of mercury!
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Kaoru on!
6. South Australia was the first place to allow Kaoru to stand for parliament.
7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Kaoru.
8. Kaoru can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Kaoru is blue!
10. Kaoru once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.