The Mechanical Contrivium: Kani

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kani!

  1. If you drop Kani from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  2. The deepest part of Kani is over 35,000 feet deep!
  3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kani and water.
  4. Kani can turn his stomach inside out!
  5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kani!
  6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Kani.
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Kani cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Kani.
  9. Kani can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Kani.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.