The Mechanical Contrivium: Junebugg

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Junebugg!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Junebugg.
  2. If you kiss Junebugg for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  3. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Junebugg.
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Junebugg cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  5. Junebugg was originally called Cheerioats!
  6. A lump of Junebugg the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  7. Junebugg can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  8. The difference between Junebugg and a village is that Junebugg does not have a church!
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Junebugg!
  10. There are 336 dimples on Junebugg.

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