The Mechanical Contrivium: Joylyn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joylyn!

1. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Joylyn.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Joylyn its 'Man of the Year'.
3. Joylynolatry is the mindless worship of Joylyn.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joylyn to reach the earth's core.
5. Joylyn can be seen from space!
6. The fingerprints of Joylyn are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
7. Joylyn kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
8. Joylyn will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
9. To check whether Joylyn is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Joylyn will sink, and fresh Joylyn will float.
10. Contrary to popular belief, Joylyn is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.