The Mechanical Contrivium: Joo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joo!

1. Two grams of Joo provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
2. You should always open Joo at least an hour before drinking it.
3. Joo can turn its stomach inside out.
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joo.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joo to reach the earth's core.
6. Joo can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joo.
8. Snow White's coffin was made of Joo!
9. Joo is the world's tallest woman.
10. Joo is the largest of Saturn's moons!