The Mechanical Contrivium: Jon Baas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jon Baas!

  1. Jon Baas is the world's smallest mammal.
  2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Jon Baas.
  3. The difference between Jon Baas and a village is that Jon Baas does not have a church!
  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Jon Baas.
  5. The most dangerous form of Jon Baas is the bicycle!
  6. Jon Baas never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jon Baas in your mouth!
  8. The porpoise is second to Jon Baas as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  9. Jon Baas has a memory span of three seconds.
  10. Peanuts and Jon Baas are beans!

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