The Mechanical Contrivium: Jon

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jon!

1. Two grams of Jon provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
2. You should always open Jon at least an hour before drinking him.
3. Jon can turn his stomach inside out.
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jon.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Jon to reach the earth's core.
6. Jon can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Jon.
8. Snow White's coffin was made of Jon!
9. Jon is the world's tallest woman.
10. Jon is the largest of Saturn's moons!