The Mechanical Contrivium: Jolyn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jolyn!

  1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Jolyn.
  2. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Jolyn state'!
  3. Jolyn is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  4. Jolyn was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Jolyn.
  6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Jolyn.
  7. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Jolyn!
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Jolyn to stand for parliament!
  9. When Jolyn is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jolyn.

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