The Mechanical Contrivium: JohnK
Ten Top Trivia Tips about JohnK!
- JohnK is only six percent water!
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting JohnK on.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into JohnK.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and JohnK are all berries!
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by JohnK.
- JohnK can turn his stomach inside out.
- If you kiss JohnK for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- JohnKocracy is government by JohnK.
- The most dangerous form of JohnK is the bicycle.
- If you lace JohnK from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.