The Mechanical Contrivium: JohnK

Ten Top Trivia Tips about JohnK!

  1. JohnK is only six percent water!
  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting JohnK on.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into JohnK.
  4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and JohnK are all berries!
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by JohnK.
  6. JohnK can turn his stomach inside out.
  7. If you kiss JohnK for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  8. JohnKocracy is government by JohnK.
  9. The most dangerous form of JohnK is the bicycle.
  10. If you lace JohnK from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.