The Mechanical Contrivium: John Oliver
Ten Top Trivia Tips about John Oliver!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from John Oliver!
- John Oliver can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are John Oliver.
- John Oliver is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named John Oliver its 'Man of the Year'.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than John Oliver!
- Baskin Robbins once made John Oliver flavoured ice cream!
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their John Oliver!
- It's bad luck to whistle near John Oliver.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill John Oliver.
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