The Mechanical Contrivium: Joey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joey!

  1. Czar Paul I banished Joey to Siberia for marching out of step.
  2. Joey has four noses!
  3. Joey is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Joey.
  5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joey.
  6. Joeyology is the study of Joey.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Joey.
  8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Joey.
  9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Joey and water!
  10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Joey.

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