The Mechanical Contrivium: Jiayi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jiayi!

  1. Jiayi can't sweat!
  2. If you toss Jiayi 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Jiayi at least three times a week.
  4. Jiayi will often glow under UV light!
  5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Jiayi.
  6. The difference between Jiayi and a village is that Jiayi does not have a church.
  7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jiayi!
  8. Jiayiolatry is the mindless worship of Jiayi.
  9. About one tenth of Jiayi is permanently covered in ice.
  10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Jiayi from each salad served in first class!

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