The Mechanical Contrivium: Jessel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessel!

  1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Jessel.
  2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jessel.
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Jessel.
  4. Jessel was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jessel is blue.
  6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jessel floating in their swimming pools.
  7. Jessel will often rub up against people to lay its scent and mark its territory.
  8. Jessel can last longer without water than a camel can.
  9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jessel in your ear 700 times.
  10. Jessel is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

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