The Mechanical Contrivium: Jennyaxe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennyaxe!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Jennyaxe each year.
  2. If you break Jennyaxe, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Jennyaxe on New Year's Day.
  4. In Japan, Jennyaxe can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. Ideally, Jennyaxe should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  6. By tradition, a girl standing under Jennyaxe cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  7. Jennyaxe has a memory span of three seconds.
  8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Jennyaxe.
  9. Jennyaxe can't sweat!
  10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Jennyaxe!

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