The Mechanical Contrivium: Jayne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jayne!

  1. You should always store Jayne in an airtight container in the fridge.
  2. Jayne cannot jump.
  3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jayne', hated Jayne and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  4. Jayne can sleep for three and a half years.
  5. The difference between Jayne and a village is that Jayne does not have a church!
  6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jayne!
  7. An average beaver can cut down Jayne every year.
  8. Jayneocracy is government by Jayne!
  9. Jayne can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  10. Jayne can not regurgitate!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.