The Mechanical Contrivium: Jaren

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaren!

  1. If you blow out all the candles on Jaren with one breath, your wish will come true!
  2. Jaren will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  3. Until the 1960s, Jaren was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. Jaren cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  5. If you lick Jaren ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  6. Ideally, Jaren should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Jaren.
  8. Jarenology is the study of Jaren.
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jaren floating in their swimming pools.
  10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Jaren, was the only US president ever granted a patent!

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