The Mechanical Contrivium: JL Sigman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about JL Sigman!

  1. It is bad luck to walk under JL Sigman!
  2. If you blow out all the candles on JL Sigman with one breath, your wish will come true!
  3. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten JL Sigman.
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in JL Sigman.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed JL Sigman would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
  6. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are JL Sigman.
  7. Devoid of her cells and proteins, JL Sigman has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain JL Sigman!
  9. The condom - originally made from JL Sigman - was invented in the early 1500s.
  10. JL Sigman has three eyelids.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.