The Mechanical Contrivium: J.Po

Ten Top Trivia Tips about J.Po!

  1. J.Po will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  2. The air around J.Po is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have J.Po for the rest of the day.
  4. J.Poocracy is government by J.Po.
  5. If you lick J.Po ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  6. The risk of being struck by J.Po is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in J.Po.
  8. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than J.Po.
  9. The only planet that rotates on its side is J.Po.
  10. If the annual Australian J.Po crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.