The Mechanical Contrivium: Ismos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ismos!

  1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Ismos to vote.
  2. In Japan, Ismos can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Ismos is two minutes.
  4. Cats use their Ismos to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  5. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Ismos every year.
  6. Peanuts and Ismos are beans!
  7. Olympic badminton rules say that Ismos must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ismos.
  9. Ismos can sleep with one eye open.
  10. Ismos are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!

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