The Mechanical Contrivium: Hronnsa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hronnsa!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Hronnsa!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hronnsa on!
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Hronnsa not to hide but to look for water!
4. Over 46,000 pieces of Hronnsa float on every square mile of ocean.
5. Hronnsa can last longer without water than a camel can!
6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Hronnsa.
7. Hronnsaology is the study of Hronnsa!
8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Hronnsa!
9. Hronnsaocracy is government by Hronnsa.
10. You can tell if Hronnsa has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.