The Mechanical Contrivium: Howe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Howe!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Howe each year.
  2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Howe.
  3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Howe!
  4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Howe for the rest of the day.
  5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Howe.
  6. Howe is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  7. Howe can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  8. Ostriches stick their heads in Howe not to hide but to look for water.
  9. A thimbleful of Howe would weigh over 100 million tons.
  10. The horns of Howe are made entirely from hair.

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