The Mechanical Contrivium: Ho

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ho!

  1. Baby swans are called Ho.
  2. Over half of Americans are officially Ho.
  3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Ho on!
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ho.
  5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Ho.
  6. Hoicide is the killing of Ho.
  7. Ho will often glow under UV light.
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Ho!
  9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Ho in your ear 700 times!
  10. You can tell if Ho has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled!

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