The Mechanical Contrivium: Historiann
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Historiann!
- Native Americans never actually ate Historiann; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- Historiann can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- The only Englishman to become Historiann was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Historiann from 1154 to 1159.
- When provoked, Historiann will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- Birds do not sleep in Historiann, though they may rest in her from time to time!
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Historiann.
- It is impossible to fold Historiann more than seven times.
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Historiann.
- Historiann can turn her stomach inside out.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Historiann.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.