The Mechanical Contrivium: Historiann

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Historiann!

1. Native Americans never actually ate Historiann; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
2. Historiann can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
3. The only Englishman to become Historiann was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Historiann from 1154 to 1159.
4. When provoked, Historiann will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
5. Birds do not sleep in Historiann, though they may rest in her from time to time!
6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Historiann.
7. It is impossible to fold Historiann more than seven times.
8. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Historiann.
9. Historiann can turn her stomach inside out.
10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Historiann.